Meat: the New Vegetable

I was reading a menu in our break room while I ate a quick snack at work. It was advertising a new cafe, and as I looked it over there didn't seem to be anything vegetarian on the menu. I felt better when I opened it up and saw a whole section labeled "vegetarian". I started looking at those listings; the first was hummus which is delicious. The second was hummus... with meat! I was torn between the desire to laugh and cry. I guess maybe it made sense to them to put the two hummus listings together, but if that was what they wanted to do then they shouldn't have listed it under the vegetarian section!